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RFC for the 7XX Range of HTTP Status codes - Developer Errors

  • 70X - Inexcusable
    • 701 - Meh
    • 702 - Emacs
  • 71X - Novelty Implementations
    • 710 - PHP
    • 711 - Convenience Store
    • 719 - I am not a teapot
  • 72X - Edge Cases
    • 720 - Unpossible
    • 721 - Known Unknowns
    • 722 - Unknown Unknowns
    • 723 - Tricky
    • 724 - This line should be unreachable
    • 725 - It works on my machine
    • 726 - It’s a feature, not a bug
  • 73X - Fucking
    • 731 - Fucking Rubygems
    • 732 - Fucking Unicode
    • 733 - Fucking Deadlocks
    • 734 - Fucking Deferreds
    • 735 - Fucking IE
    • 736 - Fucking Race Conditions
    • 737 - FuckThreadsing
    • 738 - Fucking Bundler
    • 739 - Fucking Windows
  • 74X - Meme Driven
    • 741 - Compiling
    • 742 - A kitten dies
    • 743 - I thought I knew regular expressions
    • 744 - Y U NO write integration tests?
    • 745 - I don’t always test my code, but when I do I do it in production
    • 746 - Missed Ballmer Peak
    • 747 - Motherfucking Snakes on the Motherfucking Plane
    • 748 - Confounded by Ponies
    • 749 - Reserved for Chuck Norris
  • 75X - Syntax Errors
    • 750 - Didn’t bother to compile it
    • 753 - Syntax Error
  • 76X - Substance-Affected Developer
    • 761 - Hungover
    • 762 - Stoned
    • 763 - Under-Caffeinated
    • 764 - Over-Caffeinated
    • 765 - Railscamp
    • 766 - Sober
    • 767 - Drunk
  • 77X - Predictable Problems
    • 771 - Cached for too long
    • 772 - Not cached long enough
    • 773 - Not cached at all
    • 774 - Why was this cached?
    • 776 - Error on the Exception
    • 777 - Coincidence
    • 778 - Off By One Error
    • 779 - Off By Too Many To Count Error
  • 78X - Somebody Else’s Problem
    • 781 - Operations
    • 782 - QA
    • 783 - It was a customer request, honestly
    • 784 - Management, obviously
    • 785 - TPS Cover Sheet not attached
  • 79X - Internet crashed
    • 797 - This is the last page of the Internet. Go back
    • 799 - End of the world

via Twitter / @cypher: RFC for the 7XX Range of H …

(Source: github.com)

Posted on Monday, January 30 2012.
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