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RFC for the 7XX Range of HTTP Status codes - Developer Errors

• 70X - Inexcusable
  • 701 - Meh
  • 702 - Emacs
• 71X - Novelty Implementations
  • 710 - PHP
  • 711 - Convenience Store
  • 719 - I am not a teapot
• 72X - Edge Cases
  • 720 - Unpossible
  • 721 - Known Unknowns
  • 722 - Unknown Unknowns
  • 723 - Tricky
  • 724 - This line should be unreachable
  • 725 - It works on my machine
  • 726 - It’s a feature, not a bug
• 73X - Fucking
  • 731 - Fucking Rubygems
  • 732 - Fucking Unicode
  • 733 - Fucking Deadlocks
  • 734 - Fucking Deferreds
  • 735 - Fucking IE
  • 736 - Fucking Race Conditions
  • 737 - FuckThreadsing
  • 738 - Fucking Bundler
  • 739 - Fucking Windows
• 74X - Meme Driven
  • 741 - Compiling
  • 742 - A kitten dies
  • 743 - I thought I knew regular expressions
  • 744 - Y U NO write integration tests?
  • 745 - I don’t always test my code, but when I do I do it in production
  • 746 - Missed Ballmer Peak
  • 747 - Motherfucking Snakes on the Motherfucking Plane
  • 748 - Confounded by Ponies
  • 749 - Reserved for Chuck Norris
• 75X - Syntax Errors
  • 750 - Didn’t bother to compile it
  • 753 - Syntax Error
• 76X - Substance-Affected Developer
  • 761 - Hungover
  • 762 - Stoned
  • 763 - Under-Caffeinated
  • 764 - Over-Caffeinated
  • 765 - Railscamp
  • 766 - Sober
  • 767 - Drunk
• 77X - Predictable Problems
  • 771 - Cached for too long
  • 772 - Not cached long enough
  • 773 - Not cached at all
  • 774 - Why was this cached?
  • 776 - Error on the Exception
  • 777 - Coincidence
  • 778 - Off By One Error
  • 779 - Off By Too Many To Count Error
• 78X - Somebody Else’s Problem
  • 781 - Operations
  • 782 - QA
  • 783 - It was a customer request, honestly
  • 784 - Management, obviously
  • 785 - TPS Cover Sheet not attached
• 79X - Internet crashed
  • 797 - This is the last page of the Internet. Go back
  • 799 - End of the world

via Twitter / @cypher: RFC for the 7XX Range of H …

(Source: github.com)